Authored by Steve Watson via Modernity.news,
Following in the footsteps of pudding brain Biden, massive presidential loser Kamala Harris has signed with a Hollywood ‘talent’ agency.
Harris is cashing in on her experience as the worst Democratic candidate in history by signing a grifting deal with Create Artists Agency.
I’m so glad she landed a gig, I was worried
— Homie Santo (@HomieSanto)
Kamala is to “focus on speaking gigs and publishing opportunities,” via the same agency that took on Biden a few weeks back.
For those wondering why she would sign with an agency: pic.twitter.com/gLIn96lDSm
— gabby (@copyninjagf)
Don't you need talent to sign with a talent agency?
— Doge Daddy (@D0ge_Daddy)
Clearly not.
their buddy road trip movie is on the way pic.twitter.com/q0ZqhOCeey
— ❆ euan ️ (@blondngone)
Two bumbling buffoons hit the road and hilarity ensues in Dumb and Dumber 3.
leaked set photo pic.twitter.com/DHp29B4aqv
— (@viktrnl)
Imagine going to a Kamala Harris ‘one man show’.
Speaking engagements? The woman can't speak.
— Catherine Calder (@Loricatty)
Will anyone be able to get through it?
Well she is great with voices and mimicking other cultures.
— WellDarnett (@JustinHittner)
Many more audiences are about to be unburdened by what has been.
Maybe they'll teach her how to properly use accents
— Carl saygen (@CSaygen)
Kamala’s script writers better have material prepared and teleprompters at the ready.
Preparing to star in the new film “Word Salad”
— stormcabbirds (@stormcabbirds)
There are so many projects and roles she’d be perfect for.
Shes gonna play the drunk aunt well
— IC Light Mango SZN (@H2Pickettsburgh)
Hangover 4 coming soon?
— MEGA (@ActorPaid)
She’s trying to get in on Nolan’s Odyssey
— AragornAurelius (@AragornAurelius)
They should do a remake of Veep or is that too close to reality?
— bobbyscaps.eth (@dropgenius)
Let the money laundering– I mean passion projects begin!
— I'mma Duck (@imgoingtoduck)
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